MA, There’s A Crazy Lady In That Van!!

So I’m drivin’ down the road heading into the big city early this morning. Have a hair appointment and then going to meet Bonnie at the Square to see how much money we can spend! I’m in a great mood, got the radio blarin’ – CHUM RadioSloop John B starts to play, Gimme Gimme Some Lovin’ follows right afterward and then they play a little Gordon Lightfoot! What a way to start your morning.  I’m pumped, I’m singin’ away, got my left wrist hangin’ over the top of the steering wheel, got my right elbow resting on the arm rest and I’m makin’ that Van bogey!!!  OH MY GOD!!! I forgot!!!  I’m driving a VAN!!!! Now I know why the kid in the back seat of that passing car was staring!!!! An old broad, mouth and jaw flopping up and down, hair all frazzled (remember I’m going to the hair dressers and my comb this morning was my two hands), her wrists are dangling over the steering wheel as if she’s got arthritis – and to add insult to the whole picture, her shoulders keep jerking back and forth and up and down!!!!  God, I hope they didn’t call 911!!!!! What the hell, let them talk, I’m never gonna see ’em again!!! LOOK OUT!! – they’re startin’ to play a Springsteen song – let’s boogey boys!!!!!

The shopping trip was nice!! Didn’t spend any serious money, but managed to find a cool shirt and bag. Our best time was sitting at the Food Court, eating an A & W cheeseburger and onion rings, followed by an ice cream cone!! So what year is this????



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